We had a right good time. The wine flowed like a river and the food was delectable. Raving until 4.00am to minimal techno was something I hadn't done before but I'd like to do it again.

— Charles Windsor

 
 

“Everything we wanted and more.”

At first I thought my clothes had been stolen but then I found them neatly pressed in the wardrobe. I only hope I will be invited again.

— L.G.

“Unforgettable.”

Since Alzheimer's struck there are few things that I can remember but the weekend at what's-it's-name has stuck forever. 

— M.L.

 

“Food for the body, mind and soul.”

Our hosts were an eccentric couple. Lunch seldom made it to the table much before 4.00pm but the wait was worth it. Nectar of the God's without any of the Michelin Star shenanigans. 

— L.I.

“I bought the estate next door”

After a nonchalant invitation that I almost declined I drove two hours from London to be greeted by two dogs and a woman in a bikini. It felt like I'd strayed into a parallel universe. I liked it.

— S.L.